In case of lack of zombie-proofing spray...

Hopefully by the time the zombies get here, some genius at Apple will have invented a zombie-proofing spray. If not, we'll have to take action.
Obviously, we'll fight back. Zombies are dead, and therefore don't move very fast, so running is always an option. They're decaying and worm-eaten and won't be able to withstand repetitve kicking. While machine guns might not kill something that's already dead, I think if we pull all their limbs apart we might be able to escape to the moon before they reassemble themselves.
Additionally the zombies will have particularly bad communication skills. Depending on which zombie movie you believe, they probably can't talk very well. A language of grunts and gestures can only get you so far.
Zombie or vampire in a dark alley at night? I'll take the zombie any day. (Yes, even over Edward Cullen.)

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