Sing me a song

Sing me a song

Me: me thinks you doth protest too much
Michael: me thinks your a woman
Me: and??
Michael: me doth things moths
Me: you what??
Michael: me doth goth
Me: you doth stupid
Michael: you doth narwhal

"Glee" makes me happy.
So does "Doctor Who."
I hope it doesn't rain tomorrow.
I want to dye my hair soon.
My highlights look weird.
Facebook has been disappointing me lately.
This is already feeling like the longest week ever.
It always bothers me when people drop the "The" from band names and book titles.  And movies.
It seems disrespectful; it's like spelling someone's name wrong.
I have to go read The Great Gatsby now.

This conversation makes the rest of today seem boring

This conversation makes the rest of today seem boring

(Okay, not really.  I went to a giant Forever 21 and it was amazing.  Then I went over to Sharon's and she and Ellie and I ate dinner and watched "Chicago."  I love musicals and friends and shopping.  It was a very nice day.)

dOrEmIdAiSy (9:40:04 PM): so why did you call me earlier?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:40:13 PM): do u have my hat?
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:40:20 PM): what hat?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:40:28 PM): my hat i left at ur house..
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:40:49 PM): i've never even seen you wear a hat
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:42:49 PM): ....
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:42:55 PM): but i left my hat at my house..
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:43:22 PM): what does this hat look like?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:43:32 PM): its brown
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:43:34 PM): with as tripe
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:43:42 PM): a stripe?
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:43:45 PM): is a beanie?
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:43:49 PM): a baseball cap?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:43:50 PM): no its a HAT
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:43:58 PM): what type of hat?
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:44:01 PM): i need more information ehre
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:44:13 PM): idk but i need to deepen my voice..
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:44:23 PM): and your hat helps you do that?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:44:32 PM): yes
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:44:49 PM): i don't think i understand
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:45:12 PM): I NEED IT
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:45:17 PM): im gonna look for it tommorrow
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:46:28 PM): are you sure it's at my house?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:46:43 PM): yes!
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:46:46 PM): i wore it yesterday!
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:47:06 PM): you weren't at my house yesterday
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:47:19 PM): yes i was...yesterday was friday missy
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:47:20 PM): OH wait
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:47:21 PM): lol
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:47:23 PM): i meant thursday
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:47:23 PM): haha
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:47:24 PM): sorry
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:47:31 PM): but yes my hat went missing thursday
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:48:08 PM): are you sure this hat is real?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:48:16 PM): OMG are u serious rite now!
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:48:17 PM): iTS REAL
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:48:20 PM): and i left it at ur house
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:48:47 PM): are you sure?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:49:02 PM): YES
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:49:04 PM): OMG ARE U DOUBTING ME RITE NOW
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:49:07 PM): AT MY HOUR OF CRISIS!
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:49:11 PM): yes
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:49:11 PM): THAT HAT IS IMPORTANT
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:49:11 PM): i am
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:49:12 PM): GIVE IT BACK
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:50:18 PM): are you sure sharon doesn't have the hat?
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:50:25 PM): or maybe it's in your car
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:50:29 PM): did you check your car?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:50:31 PM): no i checked
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:50:33 PM): everywhere in my house
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:51:07 PM): so conclusively it must be at my house
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:51:13 PM): because that's the only place you went this weekend
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:51:31 PM): yeah
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:52:05 PM): well
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:52:08 PM): then i'm sorry
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:52:11 PM): but i think my dog ate it
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:52:18 PM): no she didndt
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:52:21 PM): my hats too big
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:52:30 PM): my dog is big too
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:52:45 PM): exactly
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:52:47 PM): so its in ur house somwhere..
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:52:57 PM): not if my dog ate it
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:53:06 PM): NO she didnt
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:53:08 PM): i kno she didnt
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:53:24 PM): how do you know?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:53:33 PM): because i have a connection with my hat
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:53:37 PM): and my hat is still at ur house
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:53:55 PM): like a psychic connection?
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:53:59 PM): you can feel its location?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:54:12 PM): its at ur house
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:54:18 PM): and if i find it ima gonna take it back
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:55:14 PM): that's fine
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:55:16 PM): i don't want it
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:55:18 PM): OH i KNOW its in ur attic thing
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:55:21 PM): cause i remember i fell
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:55:24 PM): and i tink it fell off
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:55:48 PM): go check!
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:56:36 PM): fine i will check
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:56:39 PM): what color is this hat again?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:57:23 PM): brown with a stripe
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:57:32 PM): it's a beanie?  or a baseball cap?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:58:07 PM): its a HAT
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:58:22 PM): yes we've established that
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:58:26 PM): what KIND of hat?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:58:33 PM): a HAT is a HAT
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:58:35 PM): ...what else
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:58:36 PM): haah
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:58:55 PM): so it's a wizard's hat?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:59:27 PM): NO
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (9:59:29 PM): its a REGULAR HAT
dOrEmIdAiSy (9:59:35 PM): what is a regular hat?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:01:41 PM): omg just go look for a hat in ur attic thats brown with a stripe
dOrEmIdAiSy (10:02:04 PM): fine
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:03:11 PM): did u find it?
dOrEmIdAiSy (10:03:54 PM): the only hat in my attic is a pink sparkly cowgirl hat
dOrEmIdAiSy (10:03:55 PM): is that it?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:04:08 PM): yes!!
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:04:13 PM): no its not
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:04:15 PM): GOsh where is it
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:04:16 PM): omggg
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:04:17 PM): im freaking out
dOrEmIdAiSy (10:04:28 PM): just buy a new one
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:04:38 PM): NO! I CANT
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:04:41 PM): i got this one specially made
dOrEmIdAiSy (10:05:19 PM): well i'm sure it's not in my house
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:05:34 PM): yes it is
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:05:37 PM): ok if i find it
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:05:38 PM): ur dead
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ (10:05:38 PM): LOL
dOrEmIdAiSy (10:05:42 PM): fine

Conversations Part 3

Conversations Part 3

8/2/09
via skype im
Me: night
Ali: gnight
Ali: THE G IS SILENT.
Me: right
Me: like gnome
Me: or gnerd
Ali: hahaha
Ali: lawl
Me: Is that your interpretation of your cat noise?
Ali: MROW. GNIGHJT.

8/9/09
via facebook comments regarding this photo


Megan (on the left in the picture): i could sooo be a model in this picture ;D
Me (on the right in the pciture): totally. but me - not so much.
Megan: you look like a model disguised as a waiter holding an invisible tray which is all a cover for you being on a super secret spy mission ;D



regarding another photo which I will not make you look at because it is hideous
Me: oh my goodness gracious. this is hideous.
Megan: not youre best picture... you can see lines under your eyes... where did they come from?
Me: lack of sleep probably. ellie was my room mate - and you guys kept me outside late. just kidding. :] i miss you guys.
Megan: oh my! natasha aren't you the men's lady x] (my version of the opposite of a ladies man)
Me: hahaha what?
Megan: exactly >D

8/14/09
via skype
Ali: I really wanna be an elf.
Me: ...
Ali: Yeah, but like the Lord of the Rings ones, not like the Harry Potter ones.

8/17/09
11:59 PM (although 2:29 AM her time)
Megan: I just like had a mini bowel movement.

8/22/09
via facebook messaging
Michael: ok so ali said
ok
and i said ok wut?
and she said natasha looks like a mouse
and i said uhhh ok?
and she said we shall call her mrs mouse
so idk
haha
Me: i look like a mouse? what?
Michael: nooo i think u look like a armadillo
with a mix of raccoon and tangerine
Me: is that supposed to be better?
Michael: idk u dont like mice?
haha
OOOOH ok so u look like
a koala


8/26/09
via aim
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: my back hurts
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: yoga balls were not meant to be chairs
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: ahhah
dOrEmIdAiSy: bahahaha
dOrEmIdAiSy: you're sitting on a yoga ball?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: yeah..
dOrEmIdAiSy: oh my gosh
dOrEmIdAiSy: i can totally see you falling off right now
dOrEmIdAiSy: is it pink?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: it was hot in my room so i got my little desk and went into the living room
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: and i dont have little chairs so i got the yoga ball
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: yeah i fell a couple times
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: hahaha
dOrEmIdAiSy: bahahahaha
dOrEmIdAiSy: so it's pink?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: yeah its really embarassing when u fall off of these
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: NO
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: its blue
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: haha

8/27/09
via aim
dOrEmIdAiSy: so why would my aunt be a cat?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: ur aunts a cat?
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: woah..u have a strange family tree
dOrEmIdAiSy: ah dude never mind
dOrEmIdAiSy: you're a cat
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half if u dont mind
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: ...
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: haha
dOrEmIdAiSy: oh okay then
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: im half american
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half cat
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half korean
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half indian
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half african
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half eskimonian
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half asian
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half jedi
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half wizard
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half intelligent
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: half dangerous
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: preheat oven to 450
dOrEmIdAiSy: way too many halves there
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: wait 2-3 years
dOrEmIdAiSy: you're only half intelligent?
dOrEmIdAiSy: there's your problem
TH3Fart1ngTRUNKZ: HAHAH

9/25
via facebook messaging
Michael: so do u no who gave birth to u?
Me: my mother
what kind of question is that?
Michael: haha i mean the doctor

Conversations Part 2

Conversations Part 2

6/5
via skype instant messaging
regarding sylar from heroes (possibly spoilers if you're not through the first season yet.)
Ali: :(
Me: god dude. don't get all emo on me.
Ali: stop me before I stop myseeeeelfff
Me: Alison. step away from the scissors.
Ali: and the snowglobes?
Me: exactly. those are dangerous.
Ali: BUT I LOVE HIIIIM
Me: but his hair was once shaped like a cereal bowl. and now he's a serial killer.
Ali: whatevs. i'll cure him.
Me: and end up like his mom? surrounded by fake snow and blood?
Ali: NO. i'll mother our adorbale child. i think sylar is gay though. JUST SAYIN. oh wait. he has sex with that one chick. hmmm.
Me: or does he?
Ali: OH DAMN. no he definitely has sex with mohinder. XD
Me: that must be why mohinder was on the ceiling.
Ali: kinky.

6/11
via skype
Ali: Is marshmallow a flavor?
Ali: Actually I think it's a state of being.

6/21
via skype instant messaging
Me: we weren't totally stalking him
Ellie: weeeellll you know its a possibility
Me: haha i suppose
Me: knowing me
Ellie: it's ok, i would totally do it too
Me: well duh
Me: i mean, you've seen him
Ellie: it's chris pine for goodness sake
Me: exactly
Me: he's basically the only reason to watch princess diaries 2
Ellie: OMG, but if it were zach! i would be serenading him on his doorstep!
Me: we will meet him
Me: it's a when, not an if
Ellie: DEFINITELY
Ellie: i wish i could like take him home, he could stay in my guestroom
Me: he could totally come shopping with us
Ellie: OMG YESSS
Me: and give us inside heroes info
Ellie: and he could teach us how to give ourselves sybrows
Me: of course. he's an expert.
Ellie: we could pause heroes at all of his lines and have him do them live
Me: that would be epic
Ellie: absolutely.
Ellie: we could also give him our own suggestions for the show - i bet he has clout when it comes to the scripts
Me: nice sat word there
Ellie: thanks, i thought so
Me: ZEITGEIST

6/25
via skype, while discussing my love of David Levithan's novel The Realm of Possibility
Me: It's written the way that it's thought and it's not over-thought in the way that it's written.

7/22
via text message regarding the epicness that is John Green
Ali: Ahaaa he's listeneing to wizard rock xD
Me: And singing along. John is the epitome of cool.
Ali: For real. He's like the god of nerds. I hope my husband is a mix of him and CPine. I'm jizzing my pants just thinking about it.

Conversations

Conversations

5/12
in comments on Ali's facebook status
Ali: It's been calculated that I've lived 19% of my life. Strange.
Me: So when exactly are you dying? I want your JKR autograph. Kidding. Kinda. ;)
Ali: Well, if you align my life to The Wizard of Oz, I'm at the tornado scene and everything is still sepia. So don't get your hopes up.
Me: hahahahaha
Steven: Only 81% to go
Me: And when that 81% is up, I WANT YO SPARKLY SHOES. Please.
Me: Oops, didn't mean to be all gangster there. Dude, I WANT YO SPARLY SHOESIZZLES!

5/25 to 5/26
via facebook watroom
Ali: I've been thinking about this for the last few minutes and I can't not bring it up: What would you do if you met yourself from the future? I'd totally make out with me. It's actual narcissism, to be sure.
I can't be the only one who has thought about this. RIGHT? hahhahaha
Me: ummm.
Ali: You know you'd be all over that.
Jennifer: i think i would have a really long conversation with my furture me and then go out to eat dinner at Corner Bakery(and eat a monster cookie).
Ellie: i'm pretty sure i'd talk to myself about all of the things i'm way too embarassed to talk to people outside of my head about. Like what would i do if i met my future self. I'm pretty sure i'm the only one who would really understand my convaluted thoughts.
Taylor: that would be sorta creepy... especially if the future me had a different personality... but id probably do the same stuff that ellie said
Ellie: why would the future you have a different personality? And even if she did, don't you think she could still relate to yours since it had once been hers? Whoa my brain just kinda shortcircuited

5/27
via facebook instant messaging
Ellie: hank's awesome.
Me: completely.
Ellie: like i know we're all essentially made of awesome
Ellie: but his awesomeness is awesome
Me: hahaha yeah
Me: hank is made of extra awesome
Ellie: definitely
Ellie: its like someone put a bunch of extra chocolate chips in the hank and john cookies
Ellie: wow that was lame
Ellie: but you get the point

5/28
David: Which would you rather have, eggs or watermelon?
Michael: What? Huhhhhhh?
Me: That doesn't work.
David: Just pick.
Me: You can't compare eggs and watermelon.
David: Just pick!
Me and Michael: Watermelon!

5/29
Ali: Geocaching gear?
Me: Yeah, how to buy a GPS.
Ali: I think I saw a news thing about that - they have, like, these handheld devices.
Me: Yeah, GPS's.
Ali: Oh.

Ali: The stuff on SkyMall is so cool and useless.
Me: Like the NeckPro Traction Device?
Ali: I don't even know what that is.
Ali: Oh. Wow.
Me: I can't even tell what it does.
Me: I looked at it and I was like, is that a jockstrap?

5/31
(only more like 5/30 because it was really early in the morning)
via skype
Ali: The other day I went on facebook and the first thing Briana typed to me in the chat was "can you imagine Steven with boobs?" And I said yes.

6/1
via skype instant messaging
regarding a picture of Zachary Quinto from the MTV movie awards where a circle visible in his back pocket looks like a condom
Me: he tweeted it
Me: well not the condom, the picture.
Ali: omg really? hahaha
Ali: it's pretty awesome
Ali: hahaha his pants are so tight.
Me: dude they are.
Ali: LMAO he probably saw the comments about the condom XD

regarding Audrina Patridge, rumored to be dating Chris Pine
Me: captain fine can do so much better than her.
Ali: ewwwwww. she's denying that they're together thought. one night stand? UGH.
Me: oh god, I hope not. the thought of that kind of makes me cringe.
Ali: chyeah, he's better go to a clinic.
Me: hahahahaha
Me: or borrow zach's back pocket condom just in case.
Ali: pahahahahahahaha.

6/2
via skype
Ali is eating a yam.
Me: How's your yam?
Ali: Pretty bitchin'.

And one more.
Unfortunately not one that I'm part of.

A Journey to Dream World to Visit the Crazies

A Journey to Dream World to Visit the Crazies

I just went to type that title in and realized there's no number for today. That's kind of sad. And kind of not. I kind of don't want to blog today just because I know I don't have to.
Anyhow. I had a very weird dream last night that I think needs to be analyzed.

THIS IS WHERE THE PICTURE FADES AWAY AND WE GO TO DREAM WORLD.

I'm sitting in French class, where my English teacher is explaining a very complicated chart that's drawn on the whiteboard. She's telling us about how to organize our 20-page reports on Stalin and Hitler. There's a girl sitting in the front row who's my sort-of friend. She's fallen asleep, and my English teacher notices. My English teacher wakes her up and starts to yell at her, but then suddenly she turns into my world history teacher. My history teacher doesn't yell a lot; he's one of those silent mad people. So he takes a notebook from a boy sitting next to sleepy girl and gives it to sleepy girl to take notes in. This notebook is yellow, and it looks strangely like the notebook I've been writing in lately.

Then, suddenly, the scene changes and we're in a park. My history teacher passes back our chemistry labs and begins to explain to us his system of smiley faces and un-happy faces and what they mean for our grades. Then I notice a person getting into a car down the street from the park. I look closer, and it's Hank Green. So I point. "Look, it's Hank!"

Ellie screams and jumps up and down as Hank pulls around the corner. She runs toward the car and he pulls over.* He gets out and Ellie says, "you're my favorite! Can I take a picture with you?" Ellie pulls out her cell phone and hands it to our friend Sharon and then the two of us and our other friend Taylor surround Hank.** After Sharon takes the picture, I pull my phone out of my pocket so I can get a picture on it as well. But whenever I hit a button, a picture of Hello Kitty comes up. I'm getting really frustrated, so Hank reaches out to touch me on the shoulder to console me or something. I notice that he has really ladylike fingers.***

Then I woke up.

Obviously the first part of this dream shows how stressed I am with school. I apparently can't keep it straight. I don't know what this has to do with Hank. Maybe it's my subconscious expressing my desire to be watching the vlogbrothers 24/7. It's also a confirmation of the fact that I like Hank more than John - but I like John too. I can't make up my mind, so my dream did it for me, I suppose.****

FUNNY THINGS I HEARD AT SCHOOL THIS WEEK

"I, like, met this boy, only then he was in handcuffs."
- Girl walking near me yesterday when I crossed the street to meet my mom to go to the eye doctor.

"And then she was like, 'I have this habit of turning girls into lesbians,' and I was like, 'Okay, backing away now. Not gonna happen.'"
- Girl in my math class having a discussion about a senior with some other girls.

"Your bag has swine flu. It's from the wind."
- My friend Michael Kang telling me that my bag has swine flu.

This picture.*****



Steven with a cake carrier. He had it on his head right before I took this picture. In a comment on facebook, my friend Erin said, "I'm digging the helmet... were you afraid of bird poop or something?" to which Steven responded, "yes."

WEEKEND

Practice test for the AP exam tomorrow morning, then Sharon and Ellie (and Steven?) and I are going to work on our take-home tests together. Then Sunday is homework day. And study day. And day-for-hopefully-catching-up-on-sleep.

Au revoir.


* Really? Who pulls over when screaming girls are running toward their car?
** Hank never agreed to this picture. Fangirls are unstoppable.
*** I really have no idea what this can possibly mean. The only thing I can think of was that at this point my mom was shaking me to get me up.
**** That doesn't make any sense.
***** Yes, technically I didn't hear it. But I took it. That still counts.