Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
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Why I Fail As A Blogger

I haven't blogged lately. I almost blogged last night - I started typing a few sentences, and then I was like, no, that's lame, and I backspaced a lot. So here's another go.

Maybe I haven't been into blogging because I haven't been doing anything interesting? That's possible. I've been home from Yale for two weeks and in that time I:
- saw Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince twice
- subscribed to several more youtubers and caught up on all the videos I missed while I was away
- procrastinated my summer homework, college research, SAT prep work, and driver's ed
- attended a live Pottercast and wrock show
- went to a concert featuring the Fray and Jack's Mannequin
- bought several new pairs of shoes
- went to a Bat Mitzvah
- checked out several books from the library
- watched some very bad Disney channel shows
- answered an a-z survey on facebook and took many stupid quizzes such as "what 2009 song are you?" (I'm "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus, in case you were wondering. Also, "what do people first notice about you?" (My smile.)
- stared jealously at beautiful pictures on flickr
- blew bubbles at the park with my friends
- made several people very bored by tricking them into believing my life was interesting even though I clearly stated that it isn't

Asleep yet? Oh, I did that too - slept, that is. Lots of sleep in the past few weeks.

I am going to San Francisco this week; that's slightly interesting, at least to me. We have plans to go to the King Tut exhibit and visit UC Santa Cruz and Stanford. Oh, college. :|

When I was at the park with my friends, I took this picture of Ellie:


It's one of my favorites and I decided maybe it was worth sharing. :)

So here's to a good week, I suppose. I hope it's not too foggy and gross when I'm in the Bay Area.

:]
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Overheard in a public restroom

Tonight I was in the bathroom at the Santa Monica library (if you could call that giant a library - wow) when I overheard an older woman talking to a twenty-something.

"My third husband, he was a Protestant," the woman was saying, "and he would take me out to the disco and our friends would ask me why I married him. But I didn't know, because it's not like he was great in bed or anything." Meanwhile the twenty-something was drying her hands and smiling and laughing at all the right places and looking around for a quick but polite exit.

I was laughing about it before, but now that I think about it, the humor's in assuming that these two were total strangers - but what if they weren't? What if they were distant cousins, or members of the same book club? How much do you really divulge to someone that you meet in a bathroom?

(And it's also funny how dated and cliched the conversation seemed - her THIRD husband was a Protestant specifically, and he would take her out to the DISCO. I love people.)

And randomly that just reminded me of how much I hate people who talk on the phone in bathrooms. How hard is it to say, sorry, I'll call you back in five minutes? Do you really need to talk so bad that you'll carry on a conversation while you're peeing? Phone mics are loud. I'm sure the person on the other end can hear you flushing the toilet. I hope people don't go to the bathroom while talking to me. Gross. And a bit creepy.

Anywho, I'm working on a report of both my time at Yale and the wizard rock show I attended tonight, to be posted soon. My epic summer must be recorded!

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Very long post on houses that makes me sound like a spoiled brat.

Okay, so it's official. My parents are selling our house.

Well, technically, it's not our house. We're not living in it - we moved a year ago - but I lived in it for the first full 14 years of my life there. Then randomly last year my dad decided he wanted a bigger house, he found one, he bought it, and we moved. Moving was a big deal for me - like, a really big deal. I pretty much talked about it constantly and stressed about it constantly and drove my friends insane talking about it.

And then my parents decided not to sell our old house, but to rent it instead. The current renters (they're the second family to live their in the past year) are moving out soon, and my parents' friends' daughter and her husband want to buy it. They'll be in it by the end of the summer, depending on when the current renters move out and how things go with the realtor and such.

The couple moving in has a little baby, and when my mom saw them today she volunteered me to babysit. I don't know why she doesn't understand that this is hard for me. I don't even know why this is hard for me. It shouldn't be; it's just a house, and the one I live in now is a lot bigger and a lot nicer and it smells better. But I still have trouble telling people that I like it whenever they ask me about it. I have trouble accepting the fact that selling a house is a business deal, with a product and a seller and a buyer. They put a price on it - they put a price on the house, the home, where I lived for 14 years.

I had my 12th birthday party in that house. I had my 1st birthday in that house, now that I think about it. I dyed my hair for the first time in that house, and I set off the fire alarm in that house and made the fire department come, and in that house my sister slid down the sofa and hit her face on the coffee table and had to go to the ER.

I shouldn't be having any trouble with this. When I thought about all the things that have changed since we moved into our new house, I realized that none of the friends I have now have ever actually been in my old house (with the exception of one). They know my house as my new house, which kind of makes me sad. Whenever I have dreams about that involve a kitchen or a bedroom or a backyard, I'm always in my old house.

Oh, god. I'm depressing myself. And I bet I sound like a total spoiled brat right now - I move to a big house and hate it. I'm like something off of "My Super Sweet Sixteen."

I'm sorry. I love you all.

Here's something funny that happened to me today: At the AP study session this morning, we were all talking about what we got on our final yesterday. Nathen says, "the test was hard" and then this weird kid says, "that's what she said." And it wasn't funny. And so we didn't laugh.
Okay, sorry, that wasn't funny.

But this is funny.

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Rant. It's been that sort of a week.

Hello.

I arrived home today to discover this lovely thing waiting for me:



As you can hopefully tell by the face I'm making there, I was being sarcastic about the "lovely." "Their most REVEALING interview ever!" the cover screams at me. Actually, now that I'm sitting here staring at the magazine, I've decided to change the direction of my rant from the JoHos to teen magazines in general. Let's examine some attention-grabbers from the cover.

"How To Tell If He's A GOOD KISSER Just By Looking At Him." I'm actually slightly curious now. Does it have to do with the shoes he's wearing? The color of his hair? How clean his teeth are? Oh, nope. It has to do with dance moves, chapstick, not rushing, and chewing gum. Oh, sure, I can tell all of that just from looking at him, as I frequent dances where they hand out free chapstick and chewing gum slowly and methodically. That seems logical. (That was sarcasm.)

"17 ALERT: More Than 150,000 Girls Will Get Pregnant This Summer BY ACCIDENT." Then there's a little arrow with the words, "Could This Happen To YOU?" The artcile is titled, "The Secret Life of Pregnant Teenagers." It begins, "before you even graduate from high school, you or a girl you know will probably become pregnant." That's really encouraging - that's exactly what they should be telling us. You're going to get pregnant! It's inevitable! Then the article goes on to tell me that when I'm pregnant, since it's totally unavoidable, I will have to give up hanging out with my best friend all night, gossip sessions about guys at school, marathon shopping days, and my dreams for my future. I don't want to get into anything too controversial, but basically, I think it's horrible of Seventeen to assume that the only girls reading the magazine are the ones who are dumb enough to get pregnant.

And now I'm wondering what the chances are that those are the same girls who picked up this magazine at the grocery store just because it had the Jonas Brothers on the cover. Yes, they're cute. Yes, they have a few decent songs. But I can't imagine why anyone would want to date one of them - don't forget about how Joe broke up with Taylor Swift by text message, only to be spotted with Camilla Bell days later, not to mention the fact that pretty much the entire 20-and-under female population wants to date them. Do you really want to be with a guy with that kind of fame, who can't go outside without being photgraphed or trampled, who lives on a bus half the time and therefore probably disregards his personal hygenine, who wears pink t-shirts? I don't care what they say, real men do not wear pink. (Feel free to disagree with me on that, but you can't change my mind.)

I haven't even adressed the fact that the Jonas Brothers are BOYS. As in, they are not girls between the ages of 13 and 21, Seventeen's target audience. Maybe they can attract that type of audience, but the people featured on covers of teen magazines should be people you can admire and look up to and what to emulate. I don't know about you, but I definitely do not want to be a Jonas Brother.

I suppose, though, that it's preferable to have all the girls of the world crushing on the Jonas Brothers* as opposed to Edward Cullen. At least they're real.

One more thing, before I return to my history studying.



That pretty much begged for a face replaced.
Please note that the stack of magazines you can see on the floor behind me is not because I save them all. Why would I do that? I don't have a shelf full of magazines in my closet, no way!)

* It just occured to me that that is the most UNCREATIVE band name in the history of band names. They might as well have called themselves the Brown Haired Boys, or the We Wish We Were As Cool As The Beatles (referred to by fans as WWWWACATB).**
** I just attempted to pronounce that acronym. Now you try.***
*** Are you thinking of wasabi? Cause I am.
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The Art of Waving (And A Sidenote On Werewolfism)

The [Difficult] Art of Waving
(Not fan waving, but that sounds fun too.)

Imagine this: it's about 7:30 in the morning before school, and I'm walking to my locker. I'm in a relatively empty space between two buildings when I see this guy from my English class. He's waving. Is he waving at me? I turn around to check, and there's no one there. He can't be waving at me, though. That would be so weird. So I ignore him. He's not waving at me. There must be someone else around that I can't see, I think. But then he yells at me. Loudly.

"Natasha! I'm waving at you!" He sounds kind of annoyed, but also kind of like he's joking. With this guy, you never know.

"Oh, sorry," I mumble, and wave back. Then I hurry away.

The Queen* has it easy. All she really have to do is master that little hand wave/flick, and then whip it out whenever someone waves at her. If the Queen thinks someone is waving at her, then someone is definitely waving at her. People do not wave at someone standing behind the Queen when the Queen is present. And the Queen most definitely does not offend people when she doesn't wave back.

Unfortunately, for us non-royal people, life doesn't work like that. It often happens that you think someone is waving at you when they're really waving at someone behind you. When you wave back to the waver, there are two common responses: either the waver will look very confused and slightly annoyed, or the waver will wave back while looking very confused and slightly annoyed.

Because this instance is embarassing and uncomfortable, we often are unsure when people are waving at us. So we don't wave back, and then they either get offended and don't say anything, or get offended and do say something. Either way, you've offended somebody, which isn't pleasant, and you've embarassed yourself.

And then on the opposite end of the spectrum, you wave at somebody and they aren't sure who you are, or, more commonly, they don't have their glasses on and can't see you. Either way they don't wave back and you're left standing their like a fool, waving your hand around like you're trying to catch a cab. Unfortunately, I expect this is one of those little things that never goes away.

Unless, maybe, we can stop waving altogether. That doesn't sound too likely, though.

A Sidenote On Werewolfism
(If you're expecting this next bit to be Twilight-related, I'm sorry. Please accept this evil glare in return.)

Last night I was perusing my AP World review book when I cam across this paragraph:
According to Daniel [the prophet of the Hebrew Book of Daniel], Nebuchadrezzar** had a strange dream, and sought advice from Daniel, who told him that he would be removed from office for seven years as a result of an odd and strange disease. Within a year, Nebuchadrezzar did become ill with what scientists now thing was lycanthropy. Lycanthropy results in loss of erect posture, rejection of all human food, and PREFERENCE FOR WALKING ON ALL FOURS. The King became a maniac. He lived in the open twenty-four hours a day, fed on herbs, rejected clothing, and became covered with a dense coat of hair. Daniel had prophesied that the illness would not be permanent, and after secon years, Nebuchadrezzar was miraculously cured. He ruled until his death in 562 BCE at about the age of 80.

Disregarding the question of why College Board would test me on this information, let's consider the fact that Nebuchadrezzar became an animal and grew a fur coat. As soon as I read this, I asked my mom about it, and she automatically associated lycanthropy with werewolves. So, of course, I did what any good investigator does: I looked it up on Wikipedia.

There I learned that lycanthropy is a psychological disorder in which you think that you are an animal, such as a dog or a bird or a cat. Now, what I'm wondering, is if I convince myself that I'm a dragon, will I suddenly be able to breathe fire?

Confirmation-itis

I've just returned from Confirmation class. It seems my case of I-Hate-Comfirmation-itis has worsened, as I was informed tonight that there's singing required at our service. Yes, singing. And we have to read pieces that we've written outloud to our parents and grandparents and crazy greataunts. The piece of mine that I requested the Rabbi keep out of the service is of course in it, which is a bit unfortunate because it basically says, "Dear God, I pray for peace and sanity, because humans are horrible and we're going to murder each other and then die of swine flu." Isn't life wonderful? It's a good thing I wrote most of this post before I left, because if I wrote it now all it would say is, "I hate you all."

Anyhow. BEDA buddies, you might have noticed that I haven't been doing questions lately. I think this post is long enough without them, but don't worry, I haven't forgotten you.

Remember me to Harold Square.

-Tasha


* This can be any queen. The Queen of England, the Queen of Sparkles, the Queen of Narnia, take your pick.
** More commonly known as Nebuchadnezzar of the Neo-Babylonians.
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UnFun-ness

Hello, dears.

I'm taking a bit of a break from procrastinating to write my post for today. I spent the morning at a review session, then the afternoon eating, watching youtube videos, and basically doing everything possible to avoid my homework. I just took a walk with my family to see the [name of my neighborhood here] Family Fun Days Picnic, which was not so much family or fun or picnic as it was tents and empty rides and smelly tired-looking horses walking in circles. Kind of sad, actually.

My sister spent an hour (or possibly more) on the phone this morning with her best friend, who lives two hours away, discussing English to British translations. It seems that knowing a jumper is actually a sweater is not enough for her. Then she spent forty-five minutes on the phone with another friend (this one only lives ten minutes away) while watching "Phineas & Pherb" on mute and saying very little.

Now she's resigned herself to doing some spelling homework that's due Wednesday while I'm sitting here pushing off a history chapter, some math problems, and a French paragraph, all of which are due Monday. I also have to come up with some kind of service project to do at a club meeting on Tuesday, and burn a whole bunch of cds for my best-friend-from-Tennesee's 16th birthday, which is a week from tomorrow.*

Sorry to complain so much. (And sorry for the short post. I promise something interesting about the LA Times Book Festival - with possible pictures - tomorrow.) Hope you're having a swell Saturday.**

- Tash

* Oh, shoot. I just looked at a calendar. I thought I had at least 2 weeks.
** No day video links for this week. I think I started that last Saturday, and I've pretty much cycled through all of my day-titled songs.
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Girl (not me, don't worry) chooses Demi Lovato over trip to China?

First off I just want to say that I think moving Harry Potter again was completely ridiculous. Two days? Really, WB? That's a Wednesday!

Moving on. I actually have been sitting here for about ten minutes trying to think of something to write about when I clicked over to facebook and noticed one of my friend's status. It reads:
"______ _______* is really, really mad Demi Lovato is coming when she's going to be in China."

Following this is a comment from someone that says, "I'm going!" and then a comment from DemiFangirl saying, "wowwwwwwwwwwww / fml / i want to kill myself / now im hoping i dont get accepted to get to china".

While it's true I don't talk to this girl, I know that she's part of an accelerated program at her high school, is taking really hard classes, and has applied to some kind of academic thing in China this summer. Apparently, she would rather remain at home so she can attend a Demi Lovato concert.**

I'm screaming inside my head right now. While I respect Demi Lovato,*** I can't believe that a 16 year-old would actually give up a trip to China to see a concert that's going to be full of screaming 8 year-olds and parents plugging their ears. I can't believe that a 16 year-old could seriously**** like Demi Lovato, who is clearly marketed toward elementary-school age girls. Honestly what I can't believe most is that Demil Lovato and artists like her are classified as artists. While I do like Demi's voice and one or two of her songs and sometimes I admire her style, she's a Disney Channel artist, which most certainly limits her credibility with me.

Disney kids are marketing tools, used for money-making. The Jonas Brothers could never, ever compare to the Beatles***** and Demi Lovato is not Pat Benatar, even though I've heard her referred to as such. She's the "next Miley Cyrus" - but honestly, would you really want to be the next Miley Cyrus? Miley's fans are little girls, she doesn't get to sing as herself most of the time, has very little freedom,***** and isn't respected by very many of her fellow musicians and actors, not to mention people who are her own age. She comes off rude and stand-offish in her interviews and doesn't write her own songs and, seriously, what was up with that Oscar dress? She's Disney's puppet, a publicity prop at their disposal.

Now tell me: Is that really how you'd want to make your name?


* While this girl is someone that I know through a Jewish program and I don't ever talk to her, I don't want to share her name. I will now refer to her as DemiFangirl.
** Might I add in right here that the reason I am not going to be able to see Half-Blood Prince like I really want to is because I'm going to a 3-week academic program at a university? I LOVE Harry Potter, but priorities! As Ron once said, "someone needs to get their priorities straight."
*** As in, I occasionally enjoy watching Sonny With a Chance and I prefer her to Miley Cyrus. Plus she doesn't sound like a bimbo (a la Miley) in interviews.
**** Seriously meaing listing her among your favorite artists, not being emabarassed to wear a t-shirt with her face on it, and actually paying to go see her.
***** Please don't even try.
****** Oh, she posed bare-backed! Oh no! We're going to faint! What I really want to know is how she's getting away with dating a guy who's 20 when she's only 16. Is Billy Ray really okay with that? And how the heck is she writing a memoir?
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Four-Letter Words

I hardly ever cuss.
Actually, I never cuss. Ever.
Middle school is when everyone starts cussing. Middle schoolers, especially 8th graders, I think, are the worst. They don't just cuss when they drop heavy objects on their feet. Cuss words become adjectives, nouns, verbs. It's because of the sudden freedom - you're in class less, walking around more, seeing your friends more, teachers pay less attention. Cussing, though, isn't a part of growing up, in my opinion.
Now, I'm not saying you should be the prude that blushes and gasps every time someone says something that could be considered vaguely inappropriate, but there's no need to insert a four-letter word after every other syllable in a sentence.
When I got to thinking about it, I realized that this policy actually applies to the overuse of the words "dude" and "like." Using "like" all the time sounds just as immature and stupid as using "shit" all the time does. (Whether or not you believe "shit" is an actual cussword is beside the point. Feel free to disagree.) Cussing doesn't make you look like an adult - it makes you look like a trucker, or someone who watches too much late-night tv, or someone who can't control what they say. Or you end up sounding like a wannabe-rapper. And really, who wants to be a rapper?*
*Not to be offensive in any way. I, personally, do not want to be a rapper. This is not just because I am not musically-inclined in any way. (That's saying that you count rap as music, which I don't.)
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I'm armed...

and dangerous, as I don't know how to use a gun, and I really doubt I have hostages either. Just in case:

Time
I'd really like to paint my toenails and watch that movie I dvr'd 3 weeks ago.

A way to get through to them
I'll say it again: Edward isn't real!

My library card
It seems to still be missing...

The perfect joke
And guaranteed laughs. You can only use, "what's black and white and black and white and black and white?" so many times.
BTW: A penguin.
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!

The power of time travel
What I wouldn't give to be Hiro Nakamura (before he lost his power). I want to meet Queen Elizabeth I and Leonardo Da Vinci and Charles Dickens and Jane Austen and Dumbledore and Merlin...

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In case of lack of zombie-proofing spray...

Hopefully by the time the zombies get here, some genius at Apple will have invented a zombie-proofing spray. If not, we'll have to take action.
Obviously, we'll fight back. Zombies are dead, and therefore don't move very fast, so running is always an option. They're decaying and worm-eaten and won't be able to withstand repetitve kicking. While machine guns might not kill something that's already dead, I think if we pull all their limbs apart we might be able to escape to the moon before they reassemble themselves.
Additionally the zombies will have particularly bad communication skills. Depending on which zombie movie you believe, they probably can't talk very well. A language of grunts and gestures can only get you so far.
Zombie or vampire in a dark alley at night? I'll take the zombie any day. (Yes, even over Edward Cullen.)