So tell me:
What was Captain Hook's name before he lost his hand?
What's up with this weird pain in my left knee?
Why does "keep calm and carry a wand" sound like the cleverest thing I've heard all day?
What really is bocce ball?
Where did our vhs of "Peter Pan" staring Mary Martin get to?
Should I take another year of French?
How did JK Rowling become so brilliant, and where can I pick that up?
How come every time I watch a video in my subscription box another one appears to take its place?
Why is there an Avatar photoshop tutorial in the "Black History Month" spotlight box on youtube?
Why is music so quotable?
Why are Roman numerals so confusing?
Why isn't Harry Potter real?
How come/why are "how come" and "why" interchangable?
Why is summer so far away?
Seriously, though. These aren't rhetorical.