Farewell well well well well well well till you know me well

Farewell well well well well well well till you know me well

Things I will never be, despite what movies, my parents, school teachers, children's books, and warning labels tell me:
- a drug addict
- president of the United States
- a blonde
- working at McDonald's
- a member of the National Guard
- the owner of a motorcycle
- singing and dancing on Broadway
- a mother of triplets
- prom queen
- a WoW master
- a follower of Jesus Christ
- an A+ student
- a person who pirates movies
- a prison inmate
- a hairdresser
- the writer of the next Great American Novel
- the kind of person who can wear two different color socks and not care
- someone's mistress
- living in New York City
- the girlfriend of a sex god
- a lover of horror films
- a girl who gives cookies to mice
- someone who wears contacts
- a taxi driver
- a fan of Monday mornings
- an Edward Cullen fangirl
- fluent in Shakespearean language
- a quidditch player
- a student of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
- tall
- like you
- the model for an action figure
- finished with this list.