We are the voices of the underground
So tell me:What was Captain Hook's name before he lost his hand?
What's up with this weird pain in my left knee?
Why does "keep calm and carry a wand" sound like the cleverest thing I've heard all day?
What really is bocce ball?
Where did our vhs of "Peter Pan" staring Mary Martin get to?
Should I take another year of French?
How did JK Rowling become so brilliant, and where can I pick that up?
How come every time I watch a video in my subscription box another one appears to take its place?
Why is there an Avatar photoshop tutorial in the "Black History Month" spotlight box on youtube?
Why is music so quotable?
Why are Roman numerals so confusing?
Why isn't Harry Potter real?
How come/why are "how come" and "why" interchangable?
Why is summer so far away?
Seriously, though. These aren't rhetorical.
2 quirky quips:
Summer's not far away. Next month is March already! So March, April, May... June!!
March - Ali's birthday
April - Steven's birthday
May - AP tests and SAT II tests, and then WE'RE FREE (kind of)
June - your birthday and Ellie's birthday! See? It's not that bad.
Word verification: "gamble"
1. Captain Hand, obviously.
2. Hmm perhaps you’re growing a map of the London Underground?
3. Because it’s true, but be careful not to carry the wand in your back pocket. People have lost buttocks that way!
4. An Italian game similar to bowling that my old Italian uncles play.
5. Narnia.
6. Yes, don’t give up.
7. It’s magic. Yes, but first you have to be on welfare and in fear of losing your young daughter.
8. Because you have subscribed to far too many people for the rate at which you have to do homework.
9. THE NA’VI ARE A MINORITY GROUP, MMKAY. They’re, like, the most minority group because they’re so nonexistent.
10. Again, magic.
11. Because the Romans were stupid and decided to waste time by using math to show numerals instead of just inventing new symbols.
12. “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
13. The wonder of the English language: SYNONYMS.
14. Because we have to struggle further through junior year so that we can fully appreciate summer when it comes ☺
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